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MISTAKES makes me human. FAILURE makes me stronger. LOVE keeps me alive. But its YOU who keeps me smiling

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Thinks that when we’re older, we’re probably going to tell our grandkids, “When I was your age, I spent all day with my arse glued to the chair…on Facebook”

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Don’t you ever want to run up to a total stranger, poke them… shout `you`re it` and run away

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Just finished my book today, 709 pages, that’s alot of colouring. I need new crayons!

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No matter how bad life gets just remember some one in the grave yard would always love to swap places x

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Don’t write your name in the sand for waves to wash away, in the sky for winds to blow away but instead in the hearts of those you touch where it forever stays.

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Jenny has always had a fantasy of having two men at once. One doing the dishes and the other doing the ironing.

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went for a horse ride today…horse wouldn’t stop, just kept going out of control…luckily the store clerk unplugged it before I fell off!

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Pair have sex in a very dark forest after 20 mins he says “wish i had a flashlight” she says “me too you have been eating the grass for the past 10 mins”

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I walked into the gas station today and asked for $5 worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

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You know you are too fat when you do jumping jacks and hear an applause and you are the only one around!

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Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life